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Jim Halpert:
Question. What kind of bear is best?
Dwight Schrute:
That's a ridiculous question.
Jim Halpert:
False. Black bear.
Dwight Schrute:
That's debatable. There are basically two schools of thought--
Jim Halpert:
Fact. Bears eat beets. Bears. Beets. Battlestar Galactica.
Dwight Schrute:
Bears do not... What is going on?! What are you doing?!
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Jim Halpert:
Does that include 'that's what she said'?
Michael Scott:
Mmhh, yes.
Jim Halpert:
Wow that is really hard. You really think you can go all day long? Well, you always left me satisfied and smiling.
Michael Scott:
Mmmm... THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
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Ryan:
Did this happen on company property?
Michael Scott:
It was on company property, with company property. So, double jeopardy, we're fine.
Ryan:
I don't think-- I don't think you understand how jeopardy works.
Michael Scott:
Oh, I'm sorry. What is, 'we're fine'?
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Michael Scott:
Guess what? I have flaws. What are they? Oh I donno, I sing in the shower? Sometimes I spend too much time volunteering. Occasionally I'll hit somebody with my car. So sue me-- no, don't sue me. That is opposite the point I'm trying to make.
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There are two things I am passionate about: Re-cycling and re-venge.

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